2 Practical Tips To Stick To Your Diet

Blah.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

*Click*

 

Blah. Blah. Blah.

*Burp*

Blah. Blah.

(An honest short summary of all diet shortcuts EVER on the face of the earth and the known universe for that matter)

Trust me. You don’t want to be one of the million people stuck in the bullshit fairy tale of blah-blah land  – consuming Youtube videos on diet shortcuts.

You want less ‘blah’ and icky shortcuts, you want solutions that work, you want to hit the sweet spot right in the groin.

 

But every time you shut down the ‘blah’ and open your fridge you have no bloody idea how for fuck sake you are going to keep that chocolate pie from ending up in your stomach.

So you just start blah-ing the same cringeworthy crap that got you here in the first place:

“This is what I am and nothing can change that. Just one bite, I’ll start tomorrow. Let’s watch some diet shortcuts on Youtube while eating this pie.”

 

Let’s skip the cuddly and soft don’t-worry-it-will-happen-some-day words.

Because that too sounds like a shitload of worthless ‘blah’ to me.

So I decided to search the omnipotent internet for a few practical and science-based tactics that will incinerate that ‘blah’ in your head like a fire-breathing dragon.

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